1. You’re still enrolled in classes, approaching 30, and still don’t have a degree of any sort.
2. You have a sense for a free item; like you have a “freedar” in your head.
3. Going to bed at 5 am is early.
4. You can type an 11 page paper in one night and get an “A”
5. Studying is a fucking bitch.
6. You’re waiting for your financial aid check and your social security check makes it to your mailbox first.
7. You go out to a dinner at a fancy restaurant and you try to order microwaved ramen.
8. You go through any checkout line (especially when paying for food) and take out your prospective college ID card instead of your credit card.
9. Getting out of bed before 12 noon is too early.
10. You would graduate at the top of your class if napping and facebooking were majors.
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Note: These are the results of the “finish the sentence” game back on April 6th. This list is not set in stone and I will be glad to add more to the list so make sure to comment this with your suggestions. 
~Special Thanks to Amy, Burst, imaG, HeadNutInCharge, Andy, Kristyn, Todun, and Melmel for contributing to the list!!
as usual… the reader comments are funnier than the blog. hey… did you know we can go LOOK AT THE COMMENTS from that studpid post? i guess not, because you made the comments their own post.
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When getting out of bed before 12 noon is too early
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If napping and facebooking were majors, you would graduate at the top of your class.
this blog could have been good but u got imbeciles who never got any pussy in college write this shit while they use their tears for lubricant