College: The freedom to do whatever you want, whenever you want. It’s your life now. Skipping class is something that college people have become known for. College people who skip on a regular basis usually have devised some sort of plan, it doesn’t usually happen on a whim. There is a correct and an incorrect way to do it. If you want to skip class and still maintain a passing grade there are a few techniques that you need to master.
Some people take classes with people they know, that way they can set up a rotation schedule in which a certain person would go to class and the others skip. The person that’s in class then promises to take good notes so that the others can copy them down later like monkeys.
Another strategy is to hit on the nerd in the class. Now be nice. You may have to sacrifice a few social status points but it’s worth it. To find the nerd, pay attention to who takes notes, is always sitting in the front, who always comes prepared, and who is wearing rimmed glasses, etc… When the victim is found, try to become friends with him/her or at least start a conversation. If the plan works, you will be able exchange notes, call him/her up before a test, or get help whenever needed. Yes!!
Finally, don’t skip class when everyone else does. It’s absolutely necessary to come to classes on the first day, before any major break such as Christmas or Spring Break, or the class period before a test. The professor will take note on the committed students, and even though you are just posing, he will never find out. Looks like they outsmarted the professor… SCORE!!
There are many more strategies college people use for skipping classes but it comes down to being prepared, devising a plan, and being slightly devious. College is, after all, what you make of it. Good luck.
When cribbing from stuffwhitepeoplelike, you forgot the most important element: humor.
This blog is just painfully UNfunny. You’re like the person who tells a joke and gets a bad response but keeps adding to the joke in an effort to turn it into something people will find funny. Just face it…Writing and comedy just isn’t your thing.
This blog is worth less than the words used to dismiss it.
Jesus Christ! What the fuck is your problem?? Are you all from that blog and don’t like that there are now copy blogs? Who gives a shit. I’ve already seen a stuff black people like blog. I didn’t lose my fucking mind on their blog.
And Jaz, I read on their blog from someone that had been reading since the beginning and they’re saying that blog is not as funny anymore and hasn’t been good for months.
Listen here twat…reading this blog is equivalent to eating shards of broken glass. Make it stop.
1) I am pretty sure this guy is trying to be totally obvious and unfunny. He has to be right? No one could be that oblivious?
2) I’ve been reading SWPL from the beginning. Of course it was somewhat funnier at first because it was a new idea, but I still laugh out loud at every post. Besides, it can’t be true that it “hasn’t been good for months,” because it only started about 2 months ago.
so so so unfunny…
if i want to skip class i will… its my life and the fucking hell you wrote those things . . . ur crazy guy…
wow, this blog is like torture. Why are you going through with it? Stop it right now, please. It’s truly awful
You have just outlined pretty much everything that professors already notice. Professors aren’t so easily outsmarted on this one, as they have seen/heard every excuse already. If you think they don’t notice, you are wrong, they do (unless it’s a huge lecture with over 100 students). If you are in a smaller class and trying to skip class successfully, you probably won’t succeed. The professor says nothing to you not because he/she hasn’t noticed, but probably because they have already written you off as a student who doesn’t care, so consequently they don’t care about you either because you probably suck in class anyway.
I do like how he uses “heck” instead of “hell”.
I too like his tame language, it makes it more comedic.
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