A whole new food pyramid is reinvented in college that allows you to pitch the healthy foods in the trash.The rules have changed, no longer do you have to eat gross healthy foods that make you plug your nose while you eat them.
Welcome to the world of mountain dew and oreos — a delicious combination of carbonation and cream filling… Yum! College people love to indulge on this wonderful mixture.
The taste is great and it’s even good for all three meal times — breakfast, lunch, and dinner! It makes the world go round for college people.
The sugary sensation gives college people the extra boost to make it through a long boring day at classes. In addition, college people sometimes have lame oreo stacking competitions or see how fast they can chug a mountain dew.
I have never had this combination… sounds like a heart-attack.
I can’t believe I just wasted 5 minutes of my life reading this repetitive and unfunny blog… I kept reading hoping it would get better….
Nope.
This blog is a complete was of time. I had slight hopes for it when I heard the title, but after reading several of the posts it proved to be utterly pointless. “College people”? come on. Call us college students. Each post is set up in exactly the same format and isn’t funny in the least bit.
Why the fuck would you waste your time posting complete bullshit. I dont even drink soda or eat oreos
What a fucking copycat
GO FUCK YOURSELF SHITHEAD GET OFF MY NETZ
uh… ew? a lot of college students dont drink soda–its horrible for you. and those who do, skip the lightweight MD and go for the real energy boosters for their all-nighters. and oreos? they’re bad for you too. its stupid concotions like this that you have to blame for the Freshman 15. i for one lost 20 lbs my first semester in college.. by staying active and eating right and keeping up with my studies. beleive it or not, some college students become healthier by going to school…
your sterotypes are awful, your blogs say absolutely nothing, and this is why no one likes your blog.
um i love moutain dew and oreos ill have to try this