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College people are overly addicted to duct tape and use it to their advantage in many bizarre and quite frankly strange ways. You see, college people are clumsy and therefore duct tape comes in handy whenever they break something and need to fix it. When college people are out of toilet paper, duct tape is [...]

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#37 Sushi

College people have a secret crush on sushi. No joke. A lot of them grow very fond of it during their sophomore or junior year when they realize that their “pigging out” on junk food during their freshman year wasn’t exactly the greatest of ideas. College people like sushi because it’s healthy and the price [...]

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Whoever said the only time you get to dress up is on Halloween? If that were the case, college would be boring. That’s where themed parties come in, they bring a certain cool and fun vibe to any college party and allow college people to be like kids again. A lot of times during these [...]

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Dorm life: the interesting, crazy, horrible, wonderful and enlightening experience that college people love, especially freshmen. For many, it’s the most memorable time of their entire lives. Such things as all night bull sessions about everything from childhood fears to ideal jobs, to sleeping on the floor in a friend’s room because your roommate deposited [...]

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#34 Air Fresheners

Whether it’s a spray, one of those plug in air fresheners, or even the air fresheners that you hang up in a car, college people often find that these little things come in handy quite a bit. Now I won’t get into the grim details, but air fresheners are especially important to college people who [...]

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College people can’t get enough of this fun, fast paced game. The overall premise of the game is similar to football except instead of using a football, a frisbee is used. The relatively “softcore” nature of the game attracts a lot more ladies to it versus hardcore, rough football. Thus, the game is more diverse [...]

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Ever since the uprising of cell phones with built in cameras, college people have been obsessed with taking random/stupid pictures of random/stupid things. So what do college people like taking pictures of? Answer: Bad hair days, vomit, poop, extreme facial expressions, feet, their friend eating their homework, mud, shaving cream, themselves savagely eating their food, [...]

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For most college people, it’s hard wired in their minds from their childhood that being the center of attention is a great thing. Back then it equaled more friends, which equaled more presents for birthday parties, which equaled more fun and more toys to play with. The same principle holds true in college but instead [...]

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#30 Politics

College people are the type of people who like to get in your face about politics. When they have an opinion about a certain candidate, darn right they will let their opinion be known. There’s no holding them back for they will run their mouth and run it again until their vocal cords no longer [...]

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#29 YouTube

When there’s nothing better to do, millions of college people turn to YouTube to relieve their chronic boredom. Before YouTube ever existed, the only options to relieve this were to watch boring TV, read boring books, better their social life, or study. But now with the existence of YouTube, college people practically have their eyes [...]

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